The U.S. Supreme Court Legalizes Bribes

Posted on 22. Jan, 2010 by dfunzy in Politics

Unlike some who have gone into shock, and think that this supreme court is full of ridiculous idiots and jokers, who are dumber than some of the judges on the American Idol, because they just made it legal for corporations (some of them foreign owned, large multinationals, too !!) to effectively purchase candidates — I applaud the historic landmark decision.

The U.S. Supreme Court, in a 5-4 vote, got rid of illegal corporate bribes by making bribes legal. This means that congressmen, senators and presidents can now show their true colors, and stop hiding in the closet. That closet had gotten too crowded anyway, with people faking at giving us a government of, for and by the people. Everybody, who knows, knows that the corporate big dawgs have been large and in charge for a long time. The big dawgs can come from behind their curtain and run things openly, the way a honest obligarchy should.

The decision could get rid of all Congressional whores, members of Congress who vote a certain way, because they’ve been paid to vote that way. These whores could be replaced by true believers in the corporate faith, by corporate executives themselves, beholden only to the corporations that brought their seats. Yes, brought their seats, in a similar way that seats are now brought on the stock exchanges.

Corporations can now own their senators, openly. There could be the Nike Senator, wearing the Nike t-shirt, tennis shoes and making speeches on the floor of the Senate on how good Nike is. There could be the toilet paper senator – as in Scott toilet paper! He could spend his time pushing legislation requiring the mandatory use of only soft tissue. Disneyland could have its own senator. Hollywood could have five, or as many as it can purchase.

The only downside I can see is that a lot of bag men and middle men will be out of a job. They will no longer be needed to carry secret stashes of cash up to Capitol Hill.

Tags: campaign funding, corporate bribery, no spending limits, partisan, politician takes bribe, Republicans, Supreme Court, us supreme court decision

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