The Separation Notice: Ricky Ross

Posted on 09. Aug, 2010 by Joleezy in Entertainment

Dear Rick Ross:

First, I must say that I owe you an apology sir. I initially blocked you from my musical palate. I vehemently denounced what people deemed your rapping prowess and shunned Port of Miami and Trilla. I refused to listen to anything from you. I just couldn’t give in to the musical stylings of one Mr. William Leonard Roberts II. Ahh, but alas you wore down my defenses and you have wormed your way into my iTunes library. I must say that you’re a rapping fool! The emphasis is on fool.

Though I may have conceded and accepted your music Officer Ricky, I cannot and will not EVER accept your image.  You have come a long way from your Slip-N-Slide roots and moonlighting as a ghostwriter for Trina. I wonder why it took you so many years to get on. Perhaps it took all that time to manufacture this fictitious life that you have been perpetrating as your own.  Yeah, that must be it. I was not amused by your constant denial that you were a corrections officer. I guess it’s better for the masses to think that you pushed your illicit drugs on fiends instead of upholding the law, even when there was sufficient evidence proving otherwise. Officer Ricky, why the blatant lies? Someone with an imagination as active as yours couldn’t come up with a better story? Come on sir, you have told the world that you have spoken to and know THE Ricky Ross and that you were part of the Carol City Cartel, both of which have been proven to be false. Why then is it that you couldn’t spin a more creative tale to explain those pictures?

Here’s an idea…maybe you should have confirmed that you were in fact a corrections officer (since there is visual proof) but it was only to get buddy buddy with law enforcement, to grease some palms in order to make your illegal maneuvers easier.  That would have been a MUCH better cover…maybe just as unbelievable as you saying those pictures of you were PhotoShopped, but surely more entertaining.

Although the masses seem to have swept your blatant lies and misdeeds under the rug Mr. Roberts, I have not. I will certainly be watching. Consider yourself on probation. If you were a real criminal you’d be familiar with this process. Any false move or a slip in the quality of your music, you will be terminated. In closing I must say you are no Big Meech nor are you Larry Hoover, and like the real Freeway Ricky Ross I’m sure they don’t know you either.

Sincerely,

Fantasy HR Director of Celebrity

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