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Getting Away With Murder

Posted on 23. Sep, 2011 by Brittney Winters in Politics

Getting Away With Murder

I don’t usually tell this story to people, but in light of what’s been going on in the justice system, I felt that sharing this story might put some things into perspective for someone out there.

Letter to My Favorite City

Posted on 06. Sep, 2011 by Brittney Winters in Lifestyle

Letter to My Favorite City

Dear Chicago, I give you a lot of shit, but you’re quickly growing on me.

Letter to a Food I’ve Been Craving Recently

Posted on 26. Aug, 2011 by Brittney Winters in Lifestyle

Letter to a Food I’ve Been Craving Recently

Dear Buffalo Wings, I want you in the worst way.

Letter to Someone I Work With

Posted on 19. Aug, 2011 by Brittney Winters in Lifestyle

Letter to Someone I Work With

I refuse to write to you by name because I work with you so often, but I’d like to take the time to thank you for being so awesome.

Letter to the Last Person Who Hit on Me

Posted on 12. Aug, 2011 by Brittney Winters in Lifestyle

Letter to the Last Person Who Hit on Me

I’m not sure if the guy at the video store is flirting with me or just oozes charm.

Letter to A Store

Posted on 05. Aug, 2011 by Brittney Winters in Business

Letter to A Store

You’re a terrible organization responsible for so many human rights violations that you keep Johnny Cochran’s ghost on retainer for future lawsuits.

Misadventures of a Video Store Clerk: The Booty Warrior

Posted on 27. Jul, 2011 by Brittney Winters in Lifestyle

Misadventures of a Video Store Clerk: The Booty Warrior

I work at a video store. To those of you that are asking: “Those still exist?”, yes, they do and I work in one. Sit down, shut up and listen.

Missed Connection on the Dance Floor

Posted on 17. Jun, 2011 by Brittney Winters in Lifestyle

Missed Connection on the Dance Floor

I just thought that I should let you know…you broke my foot, asshole.

Generation Detour

Posted on 30. May, 2011 by Brittney Winters in Lifestyle

Generation Detour

I recently achieved internet fame as an article posted on CNN Money about graduates who have been unable to find jobs.

Re: Anti-Stupidity (Abortion Debate)

Posted on 07. Apr, 2011 by Brittney Winters in Politics

Re: Anti-Stupidity (Abortion Debate)

A commenter reflected upon the first paragraph of my article, entitled “Forget Pro-Choice and Pro-Life. How About Anti-Stupidity?” and I felt compelled to respond.

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